I WAS BUSY SHOOTING GAY PORN ALL DAY, BUT NOW I’VE GOT FIREPROOF ON REPEAT. AHHHHH. BURN ME, BURN MY WHOLE LIFE DOWN.

fireproof text post

today was my first day back on a proper set in almost a year. one of the models was really nervous and shed a few tears, but we reassured him and things ended just fine. it’s now just past 3am and i can’t sleep because i’m thinking about the scene i’m directing tomorrow, argh. once the week starts, we’re in full on shoot mode, 2/day (8 in total) LET ME SLEEP. (also i haven’t been able to properly reblog 1D since being in Manchester, ahhhh)

text post biznasty

leighalanna:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

pastaheadcanons:

thescarletmama:

hellzabeth:

did-you-kno:

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LEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLA
FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME
SHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.
YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????
GO. READ IT. IT’LL TAKE YOU BARELY AN HOUR AT MOST.

holy shit i am so reading this wtf

Whyyy hellooo this is the type of vampire story I like to read!

LESBIAN VAMPIRE FICTION IS THE BEST VAMPIRE FICTION <3

PSA: It is also available free in the itunes bookstore. so, that’s what i’ll be doing on my way up to work this evening.

leighalanna:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

pastaheadcanons:

thescarletmama:

hellzabeth:

did-you-kno:

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LEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLA

FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME

SHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.

YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????

GO. READ IT. IT’LL TAKE YOU BARELY AN HOUR AT MOST.

holy shit i am so reading this wtf

Whyyy hellooo this is the type of vampire story I like to read!

LESBIAN VAMPIRE FICTION IS THE BEST VAMPIRE FICTION <3

PSA: It is also available free in the itunes bookstore. so, that’s what i’ll be doing on my way up to work this evening.

(via harveywalker)

girls girls girls